What is you?
What is me?
When have I been all your life?

Come witness the miracle birth of the baby Greg*

So wrap a biro in sausage meat and let’s sit around the open pug while we raise a warm mug of yoghurt to Greg.

*Gregs change nightly

Oh, and don’t forget to give a hot boiled egg to the bus driver and pop a radish up your arse on Gregmas Eve.

All killer no filler let’s go fuck a caterpillar.

One man’s quest to touch it heaps.


WINNER: 2015 Edinburgh Comedy Award for Best Show
WINNER: 2015 Barry Award for Best Show, Melbourne Comedy Festival

The Venue

Soho Theatre

21 Dean St Soho, London, United Kingdom, W1D 3NE

Nearest Tube

Tottenham Court Road

Nearest Train


Running Time


Booking Dates

First Performance

Monday 10th December 2018

Last Performance

Saturday 5th January 2019